Chinese men as horny as panda's

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Raymond Zhou has located the scientific proof (but unfortunately does not link to it): Chinese men as not as horny as the massive sex industry in China would suggest. He explains the panda-syndrome, a species that is know for its (lack of) sex problems.

Chinese men are invariably discouraged from premarital sex, but as they get older and richer they catch the panda vibe, so to speak. Too much pressure from office. Too much hassle. Too busy acting like a panda, potbelly and all.
Therefore, I propose to change our national mascot from panda to rabbit. Let kids learn to be adorable. "Real men" should be quick and strong. As Mae West put it, "A hard man is good to find."

So, what are these Chinese men then doing in those karaoke bars? According to my brother-in-law, who helps to run factories in Guangdong, very little. In his previous company, after lavish meals, the female managers of the plant would leave and then the karaoke girls would move in.
My brother-in-law said he would then leave too and wait in the lobby, drinking tea. (I never checked this but believe him on his word). So, I suggested, he had to drink loads of tea. He denied. "It never takes longer than five minutes, then they were all down again."